'The Flood of 2006'
It's still raining here. Houses are threatening to float down the Merrimack. I think it may be God punishing us for gay marriage, but he has forgotten that a good majority of us live south and west of the city, and thus the only thing he's doing right now is destroying homes of the underprivileged and mansions of really rich white people. Either way, let's face it: these kids don't have school today and are apparently happy as shit with this fact. So happy that they've somehow found a piece of styrofoam big enough to float them over to the mall.