Vote Yes on 3!
Hi. My name's Pedro. Don't worry—I'm not going to ask you for money. I'm posting today only to let all Massachusetts residents know that I am tired of running around in circles after a mechanical bunny. In fact, I don't even know how I got into this profession. One minute I'm applying to the Gap, the next I'm in a tiny metal crate. Seriously—I am better than this! (Note to self: Next time, apply at Banana Republic.)
Anyway, I'd appreciate it if everyone who lives in Massachusetts could VOTE YES ON 3 to save dogs like me. Before you do, I think it's best to visit question3facts.org for more information on why you should. Plus, this way, everyone's informed and you're not making decisions just because I said so.
In short, VOTE FOR PEDRO (that's YES ON 3), so I can finally live my dream of selling overpriced, argyle socks at the South Shore Plaza.