Part 1 of Linda Bresonik Photo (Foto) Day was actually quite popular, and I didn't even know it until recently. Actually, if you do a very generic search for "Linda Bresonik" on Google—not that I do—(oh, who am I kidding!)—you'll notice the post comes up fourth or fifth in a list of about 20,000 references. There are even replies to this post, which shocked me, and then made me very happy, and then made me want to make another.
Now that Linda is a super stud, her photographs are even easier to find. So let's get to the goods!
I like this one because it reminds me of Paris Hilton's mug shot. Not that Linda looks anything like Paris, but there's something about the lighting here that does it for me. Anyway, I found this one and thought, "Ooh! Someone's done something bad!" But she hadn't. Linda's good.
I like this one. Linda sweaty is never a bad thing, it turns out. Me, sweaty? Not so good. But the again, I'm no Linda Bresonik.
I don't know why I decided to do commentary for all these, since it's not at all necessary. Still. This is Linda giving stink eye to the ball.
Linda likes iced tea, maybe. In this picture, she also looks very tall.
...But that's okay—I got a trophy!
Linda Bresonik: Big Fan of Trophies
Girl's so famous, got her own Autogramm Karte.
It's so sick, I know, that I'm hoping Conny Pohlers is out there someplace bawling like a baby.