Two More for the List: She's Beautiful and Can Kick Your Head In
Alex Morgan, having nearly kicked her own head in, maybe.
Because it's been a little while, right? And you miss her running around on your television, right? (You should check US Soccer to see the U.S. women's national team "Yay, We Won Something Finally" tour schedule, including a few friendly dates with Germany, which nearly made me pee myself with delight. (The Germans! In Connecticut! Which is so close to my bedroom!) Anyway, here's Five Things to Know About Alex Morgan, courtesy of Yahoo! Sports, because, yeah, I love her, too, even though she's not Deutsch.