This is very likely only news to me, but apparently Liverpool forward Andy Carroll and Arsenal keeper Lukasz Fabianski get it on, fully kitted, in the middle of a FIFA 12 match, post sexy collision. This article by The Examiner explains that, no, they're in fact not, and how unfortunate that the paper took the time to shit all over a pretty rad and certainly entertaining happenstance.
The video is equally adorable. And, if EA Sports is interested, I have a few requests for some "Impact Engine Fails" between Louisa Necib and a shortlist of other women footballers, thanks. All right.