Fan Tour Hullabaloo: Stormy Nights, "Ha!" on Pearce, and Other Quips From the USWNT's "Look at Us!" Tour

This video is really all you need until I can finish my 18-part series on this night. A synopsis: The first half was boring as hell. All of us were wet in ways we didn't want to be--layers deep with wetness. The Germans looked bored. The Americans? All cocky swagger, per usual. (Lest they never forget the name Dzsenifer Marozsan.) Tobin Heath finally did something. We bailed at half time. Fuck tribute tours and all the balls kicked out of bounds in honor of them. Seriously.

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