|Sinclair cracks her knuckles, ready to administer a sucker punch.|
Christine Sinclair suspended four games for Olympic incident
You don't say! A fiery, passionate Canadian flying off the handle, post-match, and racketing up some ridiculous fine on top of being forced to warm the bench (or a seat in the stands, more likely) for four matches? Does it get any better than this?
It doesn't. Unless Sinclair challenges Alex Morgan to a match of Ultimate Surrender. Unless Sinclair YouTubes about it, drunk, with topless women stumbling about in the background.
That said, I'm sure Sinclair feels some regret this morning. That said, I hope she doesn't. The girl's gotta do what the girl's gotta do.